Jokes About Computers

11. My startup just got funded.

10. You </me>

9. I know of a good open wifi connection around here, want the SSID?

8. Wanna play with my Wii?

7. You're so beautiful you make my heart stop, wait here while I make a
saving throw.

6. Have you ever been deep-linked?

5. I know what you're thinking and the answer is 'Yes, that is a 64-bit
driver.'

4. Would you let me poke you in the Facebook?

3. Hi, what's your gamertag?

2. MySpace or yours?

1. I could see you reading my T-shirt from the other side of the LAN party.